| English teacher: | Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills |
| Shakespeare: | Excuse you |
| John Green: | Excuse you |
| The BBC: | Excuse you |
| Fox: | LETS KILL THEM TWICE |
| CW: | LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES |
| BBC: | Did someone say multiple deaths? |
| George R.R. Martin: | KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL, EVEN THE ANIMALS, THEY ALL HAVE TO DIE! |
















