cute lolita Slytherins being quietly manipulative because you catch more flies with honey than vinegar
muggleborn/half blood Slytherins selling ball point pens for a galleon each because pure bloods are so fucking sick of quills and never heard of biros before
Slytherins telling everyone their biggest perceived weaknesses so no one can use it against them in a fight
Slytherins learning to fight without wands because you’ve got to be ready for anything
Slytherins viscously defending emotional first years against anyone who dared try to fuck with them and making sure no one saw them upset
Slytherins being horrified and fascinated to hear about muggle weaponry and highly efficient warfare without magic
Slytherin friends joining up like a pack to attack anyone who dares to fuck with their friends
Slytherins having mental occlomency/legilimency duels as a sport
Slytherins studying as hard as they can for a test because information is useful
Slytherins resigning themselves to the fact that they are never going to learn what they need to and finding awesome new ways to cheat instead
(via nedlittle)
